FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT CONNOR
please buy this
(no worries if not)
FIND US
FIND US AT YOUR LOCAL STORE
merch
“I want you to think, women’s bathroom at a bar around 11:30pm, compliments galore. These women would DIE FOR YOU. That’s this website. That’s Girl Beer. Just crack one open with the girls.”
- myla
“I drank this and I liked it.”
- stephanie
“I hate basically everything so when I bought Girl Beer I had already started writing my negative review. Unfortunately I enjoyed it and will be purchasing again. Frustrating.”
- linda
what’s inside
AND WHY
WHAT'S INSIDE
The blood of our enemies, the sweat of the Hemsworth Brothers, juice, and beer.
HOW?
R&D’d to be shotgunnable (but don’t overdo it, please, or legal won't let us have fun anymore)
WHY?
Because not everything has to be a seltzer that's why.
WHO?
Not Connor.
LOREM IPSUM
Are you even reading this?
ATTENTION IMPORTANT NOTICE:
GIRL BEER HAS BANNED ALL CONNORS FOR CONSUMING OUR PRODUCTS. PLEASE LET US KNOW WHO SHOULD WE BAN NEXT
please buy this
(if you are old enough)